Well, I'm not a Chuck Norris fan at all, but a friend forwarded me this T-shirt site with Facts and Jokes relating to Chuck Noris. Each of them are rated. I must admit some are amazingly witty.
Here are some of my favorites:
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room
Chuck Norris is a pacifist. He can pass-a-fist through your face.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies............... As The Force.
If Chuck Norris had performed in 300, the film would be called 1.
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